Get In On The Ground Floor of Everything
Nothing Limited shall be highly profitable - millions shall be earned every year.
Now you can get in on the ground floor of Nothing Limited! I have Nothing at this very moment, hence investment opportunities abound.
Investors may invest small or large sums. All investors will receive delivery of a handcrafted, numbered stock certificate, suitable for framing if not for papering walls. O. Henry advised confident men to provide investors with something substantial to hold on to, namely a gilded certificate. At least they will have something attractive to paper the walls with. Our handcrafted certificates should in themselves be worth at least the amount originally invested, and perhaps a great deal more if they become collector's items.
But the certificates of our largest investors will be unique works of art, expected to double in value in ten years, and much more than that if the company folds. But not to worry, for Nothing will not fold! We can have full faith and confidence in Nothing Limited: this enterprise to make a something if not a fortune out of Nothing will succeed
Being depends on Nothing, so have faith in Nothing, for Nothing Really Works.
I have several exciting ventures already planned. They will culminate with a balloon tour across the United States and Austria. Now we need a small amount of seed money to get started. Then I shall:
1) Register the corporation in Nevada or offshore;
2) Design logos, purchase stationery and office supplies;
3) Pay the annual fee for an Internet web site, our Internet Calling Card;
4) Design and produce a small supply (samples) of products, including stock certificates - a secondary market for the designer certificates shall be, by the way, Ebay auctions, if the investor so chooses.
Now is the time for you to get in on the ground floor of Nothing Limited, dba The Nothing Company, and to make a fortune out of Nothing Limited. Give me a call right away.